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When an author forgets they already revealed the cover of their upcoming book and reveals it again.
I'm so excited about my favourite author's cover rereveal next week
The result of two amazing things (bacon and chocolate) making a baby.
Chocolate covered bacon. Nuff said.
“Who would parody a song from another artist?”
Van Halen on Venom’s cover song of “Hot for teacher”
Venom’s cover song of “Hot for teacher” is a pale compared to Van Halen’s.
Worse than your mom gay your dad lesbian and all other but not as worse like your family tree lgbt
Carl: Your mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Carl: Pussy
Steve: Your brother a cover
Carl: „makes inzest with his cover brother“
When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.
Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...
A condom, in Australia that is not used for a long time, kept mainly in a wallet by teenagers awaiting the right moment to be able to say "I have one!"
There is a direct link of "dust covers" to the event known as "schoolies" where a handful of finishing teenagers are "finished" by older men.
"Bring you dust cover Jeff!"
"It never leaves my side - I wear it on my belt!"
When someones becomes so large and wide they resemble a manhole cover.
1. "Wow! I haven't seen Tricia in a while. What happened to her?"
"She's a manhole cover now, totally blew up!"