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Graham Crackers

Graham Crackers are like nature's flat cookies. Oreos are also cookies. Oreos also have vanilla filling. Vienna Fingers are also vanilla. They also have filling. Vienna Fingers are from Keebler. You know what else is from Keebler? Cheez-Its. Cheez-Its are also flat cookies just like Graham Crackers. Graham Crackers are part of Nabisco. You know what else is from Nabisco? Oreos. Oreos are delicious chocolate cookies. You know what other chocolate cookie there is? Chocolate Graham Crackers. Nature's second chocolate cookies. Right behind Oreos. Oreos are cookies made by Nabisco in 1912. You know what else is from 1912? The Republic of China. China produces cookie sticks that are made out of Oreos. You know what other cookies are made to sticks? Graham Crackers. Graham Sticks are made by Back To Nature Foods. And like I said, Graham Crackers are nature's flat cookies. You know all this means? It means that Graham Crackers are a very good snack.

Graham Crackers are a type of cookie confectionery that lots of people eat.

by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016

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Super Cracker

The most supreme white man. Super Cracker defies nationality, only existing at the paragon of honkeyism.

Brian: I can't figure out what to do, help me Super Cracker!

by Joggin March 25, 2014

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fart cracker

a person who is extreamly annoying and farts alot.

"you are such a fart cracker, leave me alone"

by Hula Hay May 24, 2008

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cracker cream

sunblock - used by white people and others to prevent sunburn

that girl put on her cracker cream to keep from getting burned

by chief masta bata x July 23, 2003

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Ass Cracker

One who engages in anal sex.

That wanker is an ass cracker.

by Michael Caranguejo September 18, 2003

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kidney cracker

Another word for penis!

Bob hit me with his kidney cracker

by darryl February 6, 2003

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wolf crackers

Dried flakes of shit left on a penis after anal sex.

I woke up this morning to a nice pile of reddish amber wolf crackers on my sheets after a nice night of anal pounding.

by The biggest Steve September 23, 2017

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