Cyber-Orbit

The amount of time a piece of random email will circulate the web and return to it's originator. Usually the longer lasting orbit, the better the impact for the originator because they know their spew is still circulating.

Dave's email about the girl needing money for an iron lung held a record among junk e-mailers due to it's lengthy 8 year Cyber-orbit

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cyber stalker

When rather than spark up a conversation with a chosen person, you choose to pop on Google and Google Whack them instead! Cuts out the long winded process of getting to know a person.

Definition : To stalk using the Web as your weapon!

Hi there, my name is Darren, whats yours? Ah hi there Maria, i'm just popping off for a moment! **Skulks off to cyber stalk**

Hey i've met this really nice girl. But this Cyber Stalker has moved in.

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cyber emperor

A homosexual dumbass who loves tUWN

That tUWN-lover is a cyber emperor

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cyber emperor

A stupid ignorant fool

That guy is a Cyber Emperor

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Cyber Syndrome

The unfortunate condition of using cyber words to communicate in 'Real life' to other people, instead of real words that can be found in the dictionary.

Jon has 'Cyber Syndrome'

Jon 'Lmao, dat shiz was abso jokes, next time we shud invite mre peeps inta da convo'

Aaron 'Basically, no one gives a shit'

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Cyber Rape

Trying to scare innocent victims with gangster photos and lots of full stops in their conversation.

Harry.
























Cyber Rape.

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Cyber Boner

While Texting/ Emailing/ IMing, your girlfriend says something that excites your penis.

"Today I was talking to my girlfiend about having sex, and her response gave me a total cyber boner!"

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