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When you rub your finger around a girl's vagina whilst simultaneously masturbating.
"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl down the street The Real Deal"
An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
'rubs his finger around her kitty
"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '
Required to handle or be in charge of a miserable experience. Also known as “being stuck with a fucked situation”
He had to deal with that disgusting mess
The man type deal is when you have sex with a male.
Guy 1: Hey you love the man type deal Guy 2: What's that? Guy1:It means you have sex with a man
A dirty deal that has very little chance to have a positive outcome. Or, a choice made by one person to spite another within the very murky lines of the law. (Particularly that of racing; that both parties must accept the terms of racing, and that all racers must accept the outcome of one another’s actions (dirty racing))
“Cale Yarborough went for a gap that was going to disappear, and Donnie Allison threw a block That was almost certainly going to wreck someone if not both of them. At the end of the day… it was just one of those racing deals.” Youtube: The Most Important Race in NASCAR History Deserves a Closer Look: The 1979 Daytona 500 time: 8:45
To give away land you own, and as part of the deal you pay the person or entity you're giving the land to a considerable sum of money.
Example 1: I'm giving away half my garden to my neighbour, and paying him £10,000. The wife's not too happy, but I'm calling it, my Chagos Deal!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!