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Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.
After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak
Not stopping at red lights, after dark, in Detroit.
Honey, be home by 10pm take the Detroit One Way and get home safe.
Receving a Detroit pinprick is the same as getting shot, several times, in the chest or head...sometimes when it's not meant to be lethal...the dick.
Tyler: Dude I just saw Jim hittin on your girl, wat daya want to do bout it?
Shane: get my gun we're gonna give him a Detroit Pinprick.
Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.
Girl: So, you're still going to Catholic Central?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.
Girl: So, you're still going to "Detroit Catholic Central"?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
Detroit V.I.P. is a network between public people like rappers and clubs, bars and other public places and event where the artist instantly has V.I.P. to all of the businesses involved.
I got in the club vip from Detroit V.I.P.
When you work extra hard to get that promotion.
Hey bob did you get that promotion at work. I better have since I gave my boss the Detroit Roll.