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Poop.
Bro, your fart dildo clogged the toilet again.
Jeff, so sending me pictures of your morning fart dildo.
When you finish getting fucked by a plastic dick, but you haven't cleaned out your rectum.
Guy 1: Why are there brown specs, on your plastic dildo?
Guy 2: It's a Poopy Dildo.
Guy 1: EW!
Guy 2: Shut up.
1. Someone you hire to hold your used dildo.
2. Someone who has a dick that feels like a dildo and they play/hold it a lot.
1. My dildo holder that I just hired is so awesome.
2. I broke up with my bf because he's such a dildo holder.
When a man poops into a females vagina leaving a nice long, girthy log. The female then goes on to use said humongous turd as a makeshift dildo.
Gynaecologist : “Why is your vagina filled to the brim with shit?!”
Girl: “Oh, I did the Indian dildo last night with my boyfriend. It was wonderful!”
Gynaecologist: “Oh hell nah!”
A type of dildo shaped like a pussy which is strapped on by males. Usually used in gay sex.
Tom strapped on a reverse dildo and got banged by Jim.
A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.
The camcorder uses a battery dildo instead of a DC power input.