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When your girlfriend shits on your toes and breaks up with you
Karuna: *strips down to nothing and shits on your toes* WE’RE DONE YOU SHITTOE
Boyfriend: Why are you being such a dirty Karuna *sobs*
A "Dirty Alexander" is when your girl or guy is choking on your cock, And you pull out and you twist his/her nipple till he/she screams and drop a load at the same time on either eye giving him/her different colored eyes like Alexander the Great.
He is going to the eye doctor because he said the Dirty Alexander gave him pink eye.
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Taking a shit in a rival academic's ear. Leaving a steaming load on another scholar's auricle, canal, & eardrum. Compare to the more well-known Dirty Sanchez.
After the heated panel on social capital at APA, Dr. W put his myopic and stubborn rivals Dr. A and Dr. M in their place by administering a Dirty Holbert to each of them in the convention center lobby.
when you shove your cellphone (on vibrate) up a girls ass while calling it, and fucking her pussy doggy style.
Yea the batteries went out on her dildo so I gave her a dirty ringtone.
Eating a medium dominoes pizza on a Sunday night to increase your weight for the rest of the week to lift more and gain more muscle mass
Garrett- Hey billy why the fuck did you eat a whole pizza by yourself?
Billy- I’m dirty bulking for the week bruh, you should try it sometime fat ass.
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When you put your dick in the exhaust pipe of a buss, then fuck it hard until the buss breaks down into small pieces. Then you blend the small pieces in a mixer and shove it up your ass.
"Where the hell did Jacob go?"
"I heard he went for a dirty Sigge"
The act of contracting one or more STD(s) to purposefully infect a woman of great personal distaste.
James: "I hated her, so I thought the best way to humiliate her was to give her a Dirty Bueno"