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Something the FBI of your country would be searching for in your home right know.
Man: OMG!!! Why is the FBI crashing through my front door?! FBI: For your Hard Drive, bitch.
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Another word for masturbating.
The word originated from a simple misunderstanding. The word masturbation was confused with "Driving to Massachusetts."
The phrase "Driving to Massachusetts" hasn't been taken seriously since.
10 year old child: "Dad, whats he doing?"
Dad: "He's masturbating."
10 year old child: "What? Driving to Massachusetts?"
Dad: "Yes."
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When you cum (with or without condom) inside a girl and then leave your flaccid penis inside her for an extra long time.
Baby, shhhh, it's okay I'm going for a Sunday drive.
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Drive you: to go all the way with one other person
- ride that ride
Sue: how was jack
Cat: he was great
Sue: did he drive you?
Cat: yes, all night
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One of the most idiotic ways to kill yourself or others. Something nobody should ever do. Could be corresponded with distracted driving.
“Hey, sorry to hear about your mom. Can I ask what happened?”
“Thank you, some dumb bitch was drunk driving after a concert and crossed the center line and my mom died in a head on collision.”
“Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. Why did she have to drink and drive? Doesn’t she realize that it affects other people?”
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1.You are punched millions of times until your body parts are literally fallen off and you are 7/8 dead.
2.You are having extremely hardcore sex.
3.A bulldozer is driving up stuff on the ground.
1."that guy was pile drived"
2."he piled drived her in bed"
3."that bulldozer was pile driving the trees on the ground"
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To go smoke some pot, while driving around. This is performed in situations where it isn't acceptable to smoke weed inside. This is applicable in situations where there is no important destination except to leave and smoke pot discreetly, as in not inside any building. Common: at home (to avoid family), around friends (who don't like that you smoke, or who want to mooch off your weed), or if you are working a job that isn't serious.
You're working somewhere (not that serious of job) and you have a co-worker friend, or a friend stops by, and they smoke the ganja. "Wanna go drive around?"
You live at home with your parents and you want to go smoke by yourself, or much preferably, with a friend. "I'm going to go drive around," you tell your parents, and it really is true. They just don't know you are going to hot-box the ride.
Any situation where smoking the herb must be done discreetly (as in most situations) so no other parties know. As long as you don't smell of it, hopefully; in most observed cases.
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