Laura Envy

laura envy is when someone named laura gives u mega facking envy bc shes so pretty and ur so facking sad

i got massive laura envy.

grandchild envy

The guilt trip parents lay on their single childless adult children after they've been cooing over other people's babies. otherwise known as the "why haven't you given me grandchildren yet" disease

"My parents developed grandchild envy when I turned 22. They're always asking why I haven't given them any grandchildren yet."