everyone’s fav mf ong!!!! most likely to apush🫡 the realest ever. loves paragraphs
president kennedy: “IS THAT ERIN”
president nixon: “YEAH THEYRE MY HOMIE FRFR I FW THAT MF”
You turned your gorgeous face into a banal Kardashian-adjacent doll-mask. It just isn't any good honey. It really says more about societal beauty standards that it does you.
Hym "Erin... Look... I don't kmow how to tell you this but... You face... Is literally perfect... Like, if you were to do a study on facial symmetry... And then you were to collect all of the data... And represent your face as a number... Your number... Would be insanely high... You feel me? I don't think you understand what you did just there... Ok. Let me put it this way... For you to even wear sunglasses... Is like taking a shit on the Mona Lisa. Like, you're objectively more attractive than the woman in the Mona Lisa... So, a painting of your face... Would just BE a better painting."
For when one simply does not know the answer but proceeds to pretend that she knows while resorting to their good freind google
said erin : "i didnt know that"
smart person "oh my days your are such an erin"
Is a girl with the awesome table from Aldi, but no chairs.
Jesus Erin, we have no chairs!
Softest He/They you'll ever meet, but fiercely loyal. Will commit a crime for you if you asked. Erin is bright and enthusiastic, but they know when to be calm and enjoys soft moments just hanging out and watching his friends play games.
Hey, Erin's online, I'm pumped! They're always so fun
Most beautiful, talented, smart, funny, caring, girlfriend in the entire world. Also amazing at riding horses and kicks all the other girls asses