axis of evil

Countrys considered a threat against the U.S.

NOT GEORGE BUSH OR THE U.S. ITSELF DUMBASSES:
If the U.S. never existed, communism, socialism, nazism, and totalitarianism would perhaps reign over the world instead of free countrys using the U.S. constitution as a backbone of their constitution. George Bush, for some reason, is seen by liberals the source of ALL the problems in todays world. If we get bombed, it is George Bush's fault. If Oil prices are high, it's George Bush's fault. ETC. STOP BLAMING GEORGE BUSH! BE SMART AND CONNECT THE DOTS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM IS IN THOSE TINY BRAINS OF YOURS! DON'T JUST BLAME THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE YOU DISAGREE WITH HIS GOVERNING.

Countrys such as Iraq, Iran, Afganistan, and North Korea are considered part of the Axis of Evil.

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Dr. Evil

The sexual/conquering act of shoving a globe up someone's ass.

I don't think you'd like it very much if I shoved a globe up your ass and shouted: "THE WORLD IS MINE!!"

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Dr. Evil

The princess of Canada who named his left testile Pith and his right testicle Vinegar. Has a son named Scott Evil which was the result of cloning from Dr. Evil's sperm.

"I asked for a fricking rotating chair, not one that's possessed by the Devil!"

"Well don't look at me like I'm fricking Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"

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pure evil

Clash of clans:
By far the most evil, mean, cold and heartless people who before resource storages were immune to spell damage in clash of clans would wait until your shield drops...then arrives at your base...drops up to 5 lightning spells, destroying your dark elixir, taking it all then leaving without so much as giving you a shield...you still get trophies though :) But when you were 1000 dark elixir away from upgrading your barbarian king and suddenly you lost 7000 more...

Someone raided my base yesterday and dropped 5 lightning spells on my dark elixir storage...what pure evil

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evil to myself

to be cruel to yourself cos your a dak

i felt like hurting myself cos i am a dak so i punch myself in the jaw

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Evil Stepsister

Verb. To fit a body part (usually a foot) into a smaller than usual piece of clothing.

When looking at a pair of shoes that is clearly too small: "I can't even evil stepsister my way into those."

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Axis of Evil

Companies like SCO and Mircosoft are the part of the axis of evil.

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