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People who appeared to be inactive on their Facebook accounts, but they actually log-in daily to check on friend's updates and know everything about their friend's status update, events and look through all the photos.
This also apply to people who think Facebook is beneath them and would tell everyone that they don't have time for Facebook and yet, they know everything about you because of it.
A: I love your Halloween costume! You looked hot!
B: Thanks but how did you know?
A: Oh, I saw your photos on Facebook.
B: Hey, I thought you don't DO Facebook!!
A: I just happened log in the other day, that's why.
B: Oh sure, you are just another Facebook Voyeur!
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Someone who only talk alot of shit on facebook but would not talk alot of shit to your face
Tom:i will beat yo ass dog Jerry:man you aint nothing but a facebook thug
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Someone who you and eventually many of your friends added to facebook because of association or suggestion by facebook, acts like a Gremlin, when water is added.... they continue to randomly post comments on your posts even though you never speak to or post comments on their posts. You don't really care about or like the person, but they continue to post the most obscure or random comments on people's posts or pages although no one acknowledges or responds
Damn, can you believe that Facebook Gremlin Shane just posted on like 6 different people's pages again! Does anyone even know that dude? He pops up all the time and even after I deleted him, he still finds a way to pop up on everybody's posts!
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The condition of being bored with facebook.
I haven't updated my Facebook profile in months. I have facebook fatigue.
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The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.
Sam: "Dude, you've been on the computer for four hours reloading the same page. Don't you have a final exam tomorrow?"
Kyle: "Facebook Fever."
Sam: "No one has posted on your wall in days."
Kyle: "How do you know? They could have posted in between now and the last time that I reloaded the page!"
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Someone who goes on Facebook and plays practical jokes by tagging you in strange pictures that you don't belong to, posting awkward pictures of you as their main picture, creating fake facebook accounts in your name, constantly harassing your wall and/or other acts of Facebook terrorism.
Dude 1: "What the hell? Someone tagged me in this picture but that's not even me! This guy looks like a jackass!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, must have been Abe, the other day he made a fake fan profile of you being a rapper, you have 11 fans already dude!"
Dude 1: "Goddamn facebook terrorist!"
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To sneak around on your friends, ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends, enemies, etc. profile's on Facebook to find out what they have been doing.
Since I've been away at college I decieded to do some facebook research on my ex-boyfriend and I found out he took some girl out the other night.
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