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When two men ejaculate on a woman's face at the same time and try to make sure that their cum is equally distributed on both sides of her face.
Tom and Harry gave Jane a proper plastering; complete facial symmetry achieved.
When two men ejaculate their load onto a woman's face at the same time and try and distribute their cum equally across her face.
"Tom and Harry get Jane a right good plastering there - complete facial symmetry achieved."
A person who upon being ejaculated on, especially on the face, proceeds to clean up without enjoying it. Only doing it to appease others or for clout.
Can you believe Crystal Methany went to that bukakke party and didn't even join in.
Yeah. She's such a facial waster.
a person (mostly on the autism spectrum) who cannot tolerate any accessories on their face, such as glasses.
I don't like wearing glasses, I'm a facial nudist.
When your girlfriend is laying down putting cucumbers on her eyes and rubbing strawberry juice on her face and then all of a sudden you blow your load onto her face.
Dan: "Hey what were you doing last night?"
Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"
Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.
Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.