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Fake Chowed - When acting like you are eating a girl out; Using only your fingers, with your head cocked to the side one the girls thigh (so you have the ability to breath), while making a cartoon sound with your tounge flickering it up and down in your mouth.= untill you make the bitch cummm.
I fake chowed the DJ's mom last night!
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1) False or otherwise extremely exaggerated news stories used to generate money from ad revenue by using clickbait titles or used to sell tabloids in the grocery check-out line.
2) A term for a news article that doesn't validate one's political opinion.
1) She threw him out! The latest on Jen and Brad's split.
2) Shut your fucking mouth you liberal snowflake with your "fake news" from the BBC telling me that global warming is increasing at a rapid rate. I read on Breitbart that it was all a Chinese hoax.
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fake streaks is when girls only send their “streaks” to one or a few people, not actually all of their streaks
did you see baileys streaks
no
oh must have been fake streaks
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He always follows crib around and if you want to know where he is just look for crib. 7.5 inches and still growing but really he is only 0.5 inch. His name is Flynn M
When a cat meows at its owner for food and acting like it is starving even though it just ate a short time ago.
As I went to get a snack in the kitchen my cat was meowing at me for food. However, I knew it was Fake Mews since I fed him less than an hour ago.
A person to whom your were once engaged to, broke up with or called off engagement, and then you get back together without him asking for your hand in marriage again.
Girl, I don’t want to here about your fake-ance and those wack wedding plans.
A fake percentage to show off knowledge, stupidity, or to harass a group of people.
Example of "Fake Statistics".
Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"
Victor, "LOLWUT"