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Fap Day

The Friday once a month when one masturbates, thinks of the hottest smexiest person they can think of and have an awshumsauce orgasm.

Dude my last Fap Day was the best! Didn't know I had it in me if you know what I mean, ahaha!

by Petsu December 31, 2010


Double Fap

The act of jerking off twice in a row without a refapatory period.

"Bro. I double fap this morning."
"You wacked it twice in a row??"
"Yep. Double Fap"

by Peckman05 May 25, 2015


happy fap

When you come home after a great day or good news and fap happily.

Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!

Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!

by Lilbitch January 08, 2014


curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal May 24, 2012


FAP-DEALER

Individual responsible for provide emphatically material dedicated to fappers, following their specifications.

Michael seeks some porn to Grey.
Grey is a fapper.
Michael is the seeker. He is the dealer, the Fap-Dealer

by log null April 30, 2012


Fap Shack

A Make shift house composed of crusty blankets and pillows.
Others words: Fap-Cave/Fortress of Faptitude

Man have you seen Clayton's Fap Shack? its like a winter wonderland!

by Jewôvên May 14, 2014


Google Fapping

Searching up fap material from Google to masturbate or jerk off to.

Hol' up, gotta make a quick google fap to get it out of my system.
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!

by Magnumus Dongus March 15, 2017