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Fap Shorts, or pants, are pants that are easily brought down to ankle-level for when the wearer needs to fap. Incredibly convenient for a World of Warcraft player. Fap Shorts must have no zipper or anything to delay the lowering of the shorts.
"Mom, have you seen my fap shorts?"
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The Friday once a month when one masturbates, thinks of the hottest smexiest person they can think of and have an awshumsauce orgasm.
Dude my last Fap Day was the best! Didn't know I had it in me if you know what I mean, ahaha!
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The act of jerking off twice in a row without a refapatory period.
"Bro. I double fap this morning."
"You wacked it twice in a row??"
"Yep. Double Fap"
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When you come home after a great day or good news and fap happily.
Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!
Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!
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that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.
When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping
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Individual responsible for provide emphatically material dedicated to fappers, following their specifications.
Michael seeks some porn to Grey.
Grey is a fapper.
Michael is the seeker. He is the dealer, the Fap-Dealer
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A Make shift house composed of crusty blankets and pillows.
Others words: Fap-Cave/Fortress of Faptitude
Man have you seen Clayton's Fap Shack? its like a winter wonderland!
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