Female elvis

A title that some people give to Fefe Dobson because she has a similar style ans is an attractive a woman as he was a man and they believe she will be just a famous.

Fefe Dobson is a female elvis.

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Female Masturbation

A myth known among men.

Jake: Gee whiz! I hope Santa Claus comes tonight!
Andrew: Shut the fuck up. You know that he's as real as a female masturbating.
Jake: But female masturbation is a myth
Andrew: Exactly.

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female brain

The center of the nervous system in all female vertebrate animals.

The human female encephalon is a powerful tool which is responsible for the fact that women have been outperforming men at all stages of secondary and post-secondary education (i.e., "high school" and "college") in all G8 and OECD countries (e.g., PISA 2001).

In their fixation on size, the vast majority of males try to justify their unfounded feelings of superiority by comparing brain sizes.

However, it takes more than a Second Grade education to know that it is the ratio of brain weight to body weight which presents a correlation to intelligence rather than the brain weight itself. Ergo: Men's bodies are proportionately larger and hence so are their brains, hands, feet, arms, etc. But it is the ratio of brain weight and body weight which may or may not predict intelligence, not brain weight.

Moreover, while the human male brain is larger on average, the processing centers in the human female brain are more closely interconnected due to a larger corpus callosum.

If the other definition of "female brain" is indicative of men's intelligence, men deserve all the help from educated women they can get.

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female circumcision

Something every women should do to please their man
Just like how men are circumcised to please their women

My boyfriend dumped me after I got female circumcision :(

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Female manipulator

A woman or feminine presenting person (generally ages 15-25) who uses their mental illnesses to excuse their toxic traits or guilt trip their friends or partners into forgiving them. Will play with your feelings, then ghost you and make you think it’s your fault. Generally you can spot them from their sad indie taste in movies, music, art, etc. They are also generally into spirituality and astrology, have nose rings, wear a lot of jewelery and wrings, probably bisexual and passionate about feminism

You: “So what kinda music/movies are you into?”
Female manipulator: “Lana Del Rey, Fka Twigs, Fiona Apple, Mitski, Cigarettes After Sex, The Neighborhood, Melanie Martinez, Lorde/Ladybird, Mid90s, Beautiful Boy, Buffalo 66, Jennifer’s Body, Thirteen, The Craft, The Love Witch”
You, a fool: “Oh! You have really cool taste :)”

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Alpha Female

An ineffective euphemism for 'slut' which nobody uses anyway. Another definition is "whore."

Alpha Female fails as a term of reference because its definitions are always one syllable words, e.g. hoe.

A: I really hate Jane, she is such a slut.
B: That's politically incorrect. You have to call her 'alpha female.'

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female-like

Not, girly, but not tomboy. Just the average girl.

That there dumb blonde is girly! That there ugly beast is a tomboy! Omg, now look at that beauty: she's female-like! <3 :)

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