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Referring to an incident where someone stimulates a woman with their finger. Often done under the influence of alcohol and in inappropriate situations like a bar, theme park rides, movie theaters, buses, the club or in public. Another term for fingered.
Jason (to a friend): I just finger blasted this bitch in the stairwell!
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What happens when you've been fiddling with dirty genitals!
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A very large, very expensive ring bought for one's wife as a bribe. The ring makes the statement, "I've cheated on you, but you and I both know that I can buy your forgiveness because we are both shallow fucks."
Kobe Bryant: Here, baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for the fact that I forced anal sex on a hotel worker and violated our marriage vows all in the same stroke.
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Tiger Woods: Here baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for all the skank tapping I've been doing lately. Please don't beat my ass with a golf club anymore...
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The aromatic vapors of rancid ass transferred to one's finger after digging at the bung hole and scratching the arse. Mung Finger may also occur when one, or more, fingers inadvertently slip through the toilet paper during an ass wiping and touch a dirty bung.
Roger and his friends sat around and watched the pre-season football game. Roger felt a bit of an itchy bum and walked out of the room to give it a quick dig and scratch. Instead of washing his hand and fingers, he returned to the room and swiped is nasty Mung Finger under one of his buddy's nose.
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A sharp pain you get in your fingers after you play a long guitar solo or very hard part. Something I get frequently.
I bet Claudio gets fire fingers after playing The End Complete.
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A line said by the character Euron Greyjoy in episode 3, A Queens Justice, season 7 in the TV-series Game of Thrones. The phrase is used to further inquire what a specific sexual partner might enjoy during intercourse.
Euron:“Does she like it gentle or rough?”
Jamie: *Thinks to himself, what is this guy on about?!* “...”
Euron: “...A finger in the bum?”
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When two classic males lock fingers in the ultimate battle to gain entrance to a lady's love hole, a dual of miniature proportions yet with satisfying results for the winner...on guard.
Pedro and Cardoor got so high they ended up finger fencing Rachel on the futon
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