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A NHL team located in Calgary, Alberta. The star players are: 1.Jarome iginla 2.Dion Phaneuf 3.Kristian Huseliuss 4. Miika Kipprusoff. The deadmonton oilers seem to think they are rivals to the flames because they are about 3 hours away. they wouldnt think that if kipper kept letting goals in.
bill: dude did u see kipper shutout the oilers and phaneuf get ejected for knocking sean whorecoff out cold? jack:No shit that happens every time they play! bill: O ya. Calgary flames rock
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A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up impulsive version of a ladies man.
What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week.
George Clooney in a cocaine psychosis.
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The Flaming hand is the process of dipping one's hand in kerosene then lighting that hand on fire, while quickly inserting your hand into a woman's vagina. The later result is quite obvious and hilarious.
"We won't be hearing from that slut for a while, Timmy gave her the ol' Flaming Hand."
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Derogatory term used to describe a person with (ginger) hair.
Iggy you fucking flame head!
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A humorous spelling for a really bad steak.
"Your filet mignon, sir."
"More like flaming yawn! It's like eating a towel!"
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quite different from a regular homosexual, a "flamer" tends to be more aggressive and up front about his homosexuality
Man! J.D. is SO gay, he's a flaming homosexual
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The laughingstock of Alberta. The have by far the dumbest fans in the NHL, who think the Shames are an NHL powerhouse despite the fact that they've went past the first round only once since 1989. They are one Kiprusoff away from a top ten draft pick. Their gap-toothed fans are either filthy, strech-marked gutterwhores or inbred mulletheads who live in a time where the Camaro is the epitome of high-class.
The Shames can't score to save their lives, and depend on their exciting combination of clutch-and-grab and depending on their goalie to be MVP every single game. A Battle of Alberta at the MaxipadDome includes Oilers fans invading that dump of an arena, and outcheering Shames fans in their own building. It's quite a spectacle!
Shames fans tend to make it through their day by convincing themselves that they are better than Edmonton. An inferiority complex is an ugly thing.
The Oilers are your daddy, and don't you forget it Mulletgary!
The Calgary Flames are synomynous with "Choke".
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