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The French Army has proven to be one of the most superior armies of the past. The key leaders of great French militaries are Charlesmagne, Louis XIV, and Napoleon.
Also, during its war of independence, the french were fighting a civil war AND invasions from England, Germany, Spain, Italy and from the Dutch. that is five incoming armies.
Many times people claim that the french army is poor because they lost in WW2. which neighboring country didn't lose to the Germans? the only reason that the English survived was becuase of the water.
Not to mention that the Americans would have never won their war of independence without the help of Lafayette and the French navy.
Stupid French Army jokes are based upon no real historical facts. One with a basic notion of history will tell you that the French have had one of the most succesful militaries in history
One of the most succesful and powerful conquerors was Napoleon leading the French Army, which struck fear into all of their oppenents hearts.
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When you ejaculate on a man or woman s face underneath the nose in the shape of a handle bar mustache.
Dude i totally gave Alice a French Tom last night. I even got some in her nose.
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A French Standoff is when you are in a conflict, and everyone gives up.
"Yeah man, they got into a fight and it ended up in a french standoff, they all got hauled off to jail."
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A French Shirley is when a two people are having sex and the woman climaxes and then robs the man of climax right before the man is about to cum.
that bitch pulled a french shirley on me last night when we were fucking.
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A sex act involving a male and two females.
A man has intercourse whilst holding the legs of a woman from behind, who is simultaneously performing oral sex on another woman below.
Derivative of the wheelbarrow.
"Why Geoffrey, that was a wild french lawnmower we had with Beryl after bowls."
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a faggot from France. Is usually named Donato.
Me: Bro you're a French faguette
Donato: 😢
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An individual who lives in Quebec or in other french community in Canada ( And there are a few! Just get off that couch and discover the world you live in, you ignorant!).
The biggest concentration of them are located in Quebec (the province).
Not to be confused with The Brayons, living in the northern part of New-Brunswick (a lot of them will speak a fluent, yet in a funny accent, english. And if you address a citizen in french, they'll respond in a "good enough french", but you oughta know some english!).
New-Brunswick officially declares itself bilingual (french-english). Go figure.
Cajuns people (called "Acadiens", "Cadiens" or "Cayens" in french) also have their own dialect called Chiac (pronounced SHE'ACK (no pause)). It's spoken by most cajuns of southern New-Brunswick, although canjuns' elite tend to snob it and will either use a well-spoken french or english. That's mainly because chiac's known to be of a strong redneck-from-the-far-east french pronunciation plus a few english words. One can use less or more english... it's complex. I personally never lived there to fully grasp it, although my roots are from Quebec's far east.
Members of the band Radio-Radio raps in chiac. check it out on You-Tube.
-Salut, je suis un québécois et, par conséquent, un canadien français. Et toi?
-Hi, I'm a quebecer and consequently a french canadian. What about you?
Some chiac, in 'Cliché Hot' from Radio-Radio :
-1 frippe, 2 frippe, 3e frippe aussi?
-T'as pas besoin d'prescrition, ta première frippe est free!
translates to :
"1 fry, 2 fry, a 3rd fry too?"
"You ain't need a prescription, you're first fry's free!
note that Quebecers say "frite", not "frippe"
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