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a term used when a girl is good in bed
Oh Fuck Louise !! Your an angel from hell !! oh that's right suck it !!
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Sending a fart in the mail to a loved one for the purpose of shock and awe. A fart is packaged in a container and mailed to a recipient with a custom note for the pure intention of creating a reaction. Farts from the heart are most effective when someone is not responding to traditional relationship stigma.
Heather sent a little butt love to Steve when she packaged up a fart from the heart.
Steve was excited beyond recognition when he recieved Heather's note that read "I believe our relationship is in the crapper" along with a vile of gas. Steve was both happy and sad to receive a fart from the heart.
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any hot chick that likes u back...or at least will fuck you.
i fucked my gift from god all night.
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v. A term used in sex.
1. The male positions himself behind the female and touches her gently in many places(such as the bewbs) with his hands.
2. Doggy style
3. A easy way to turn on a girl(usually asain) and seduce her into sex
"Have you heard? Eva gets so horny when you take her from behind!"
"Eva loves to be taken from behind"
"Eva can't refuse when a guy takes her from behind slowly! Anywhere!"
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Some picture made by some thirsty high-schooler cunt. The guy in the picture, he's getting paid minimum wage like every other employee; the twist? He's famous. Good for the kid, but he's just overrated and soon, no one will give a flying fuck about him and he'll be another particle of dust in the air.
Girl 1: OMG DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALEX FROM TARGET!!!
Hipster Boy 1: Get away from me you mainstream mongrel.
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Consuming large quantities of semen from a swollen scrotal sack.
I was on this cruise, and there were so many balls in my face! All week long I was drinking from a coconut!
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Slang for being fired, especially from a sports team. The term is most commonly used in the preseason, when teams must cut players to conform to a maximum roster size.
After a nagging knee injury slowed him down, it was only a matter of time before Ron got a visit from the Turk.
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