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alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳
random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me
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A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
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Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways
Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!
Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!
Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
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something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
Wanting to get fucked in the ass whilst being called Susan
Oh fuck me in the ass and call me susan
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These bracelets have been around for years, from when I was a kid.. I have an 8 year old friend now who loves them to death.. She wants a whole lot up her arm.. I only wear purple and black, because they are my fav colours.
I know Black means Fucking, but Purple.. I have no idea.. No one is going to break mine, and if they do, they can go buy me more!!
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Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now
Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy
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