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fucktard whisperer

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)

My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.

by Mama_G February 3, 2017


fucktard

an total fuckin retard

john mother fuckin kerry

by oliver lang (badass pro paintballer) August 2, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


cockbiting fucktard

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.

Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.

by J00r M0mm4 July 22, 2003

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flagrant fucktard

1. One who openly (and sometimes quite proudly) displays the most extreme atributes of a fucktard.
2. One who displays a subconscious obsession with attacking fucktards, but who infact is a fucktard.
3. One who does entirely retarded or fucked up things out of sheer lack of mental competence or inhibitions of speech.
4. Someone for whom commercially marketed and socially popular insults such as fag, douchebag, retard, etc. will not do justice to the extreme stupidity of their nature.

See: fucktard dumbass jackass douche bastard

Josh continues to both stalk and send creepy letters to Jennifer, even though she hates him and has filed a restraining order against him. What a flagrant fucktard.

by Chris Michael P. October 24, 2006

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Urban Fucktards

The people who put definitions on Urban Dictionary that are a total wast of time, like how "Ryan is the most sexy guy on earth" or nasty sex acts that involve feces. Usually people who shouldn't have access to a computer anyway and are ruining UB for many people.

Did you see that UB definitions that was the same chick's name six or seven times and it was only about what a ho she was?

Yeah, I reject all that crap from the Urban Fucktards. Maybe Urban Dictionary will find a way to filter some of those illiterate asswipes out and leave UB to the rest of us.

by Silverlock March 30, 2009

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mother fucktard

easy enough said as a mother fucking retard

Damn, Ho you a mother fucktard!!

by Kaitlyn Christine November 9, 2007


fucktard

A real botard, elmore, maroon, jackweed or fuck up. Stupid and annoying at the same time.

Dubya is not just dumb, he's a fucktard.

by Prim n Proper September 26, 2007

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