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I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
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When someone is not interested in the conversation and just want to move to the next topic
Jane: hey i just got a pair of new boots for 50% discount!
John: oh yeah? What are we gonna eat for dinner?
Jane: don’t you fu yan me
a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series
In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype
Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.
Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!
Derived from fuckBig and South African Slang kak. Together, these two words give birth to the exceptionally incredible word Fu-Ka. Pronounced Fah-Kah. Meaning something that is unpleasant/ garbage/total trash or Fu-Ka
Don’t buy those hotdogs Man, they’re Fu-Ka, worst ones I have ever tasted.
shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue
man 1:yooooo sup homie
man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo
man 3 : it taste amazing right
The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.
Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.