Ghetto Omelette

The left over pizza fixings that you add to an omelette.

Hey Joe, what happen to the pizza from last night? Man I woke up and made a ghetto omelette.

ghetto laptop

A desktop computer and monitor that can be accessible by a couch or chair that sits in front of a TV and can be used just like a laptop computer.

Right now, sitting on the couch, just facebooking on my ghetto laptop and watching sportscenter.

Ghetto-Schooner

any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.

That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner

Ghetto Bentley

Did you mean: Chrysler 300?

That there's a Ghetto Bentley. Chrysler 300 lookin ass.

Ghetto-t

The absolute Reincarnation of Jesus. Also, Tara Jones

Hey, Look over there! It's freaking Ghetto-t! She's a golden god!

ghetto abortion

when you get pregnant so you have your man stick a hanger up your vagina until he fills a pop

girl1 -Daquan gave me a ghetto abortion yesterday

girl2 -wheres the baby

girl 1-im shitting it out

ghetto dank

1) so ghetto that its dank.
2) a lot more awesome than dank.
3) a production company.

1) Yo, dawg! You be living in the projects? Thats ghetto dank!

2) G: That new car is pimpin'!
Dawg: Yeeee, G! Its ghetto dank.

3) White Kid: Dude, did you check out the new vid by ghetto dank?
G: WTF???