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Drive By Glazing

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".

Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.

Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.

by Honeybager5933 December 23, 2011


Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch

Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.

by Dingdonkkingkong November 24, 2020


Glazed Munchkins

When you take a nut video and let that sticky hot jizz sit on the top your balls like a sweet sweet glaze.

“Hey babe I can send you a video of my glazed munchkins if you want and then maybe later I can put them in your mouth.”

by nassenma August 8, 2022


Glazed Munchkin

When you cum on someone's doorknob.

He glazed munchkins my house.

by The Glazer February 12, 2023


Glazed Eyes

Sign of health often accustomed with green and red.

RLGRIND glazed eyes

by Kanselier December 10, 2022


Glazing the donut

Pack the pipe

Hey man, let's be glazing the donut!

Means pack the pipe

by Camdude69! May 2, 2023


glazing the donut

when you cum all over a girls asshole

glazing the donut

by Mr.MonkeySpanker December 31, 2021