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A phenomenon similar to beer goggles. When a tall girl over estimates the attractiveness of a guy because he's taller than she is.
Wow. Olivia definitely had her height goggles on when she agreed to date THAT guy.
Similar to beer goggles but happens at a gym when an average woman looks hotter because she is in spandex.
Kristy wasn't very hot, but when wearing spandex guys got gym goggles and thought she was a total milf.
The inability to accept that words are spelled correctly or incorrectly due to the obscene diction or the even more obscene length of an essay, term paper, dissertation, etc.
Damn these bee goggles. There is no way that mispelled is spelled misspelled.
They probably have a real name but no one gives a fuck about that. A pair of round-ish white sunglasses worn by rappers such as Playboi Carti and Offset. Great to flex on Instagram but you would probably get bullied if you wore them to school.
Item Description:
Cost: Bout two dollars boi you can be broke af and still flex
Attributes: +200 Clout Points
Special Ability: If someone calls em glasses scream at the top of the wearer's lungs: BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES
Person 1: "I saw Playboi Carti wearing them so I bought some on Amazon for 2 dollars because they make me cooler somehow!"
Person 2: "I like your glasses"
Person 1: "BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES"
You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.
Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!
Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.
When you get red marks from someone sitting on your face
"Why do you have red marks on your face?"
"Bro, Sadie sat on my face and gave me goggle marks"
What Sterling Archer call glasses.
Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"