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To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.
todd smells like a gooch broom
shane just made you his gooch broom
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Often an action to express extreme emotion by swiftly crouching and thrusting your hands towards the area between your genitals and anus and screeching loudly while tickling your "Gooch".
"Harry was the original Gooch Tickler."
"Hey! That's my gooch tickler!"
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a hard painful blow sent to the gooch, useually brought forth by a foot or a knee.
im going to dead gooch you with my foot.
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a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".
Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."
Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"
Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"
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To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses the pussy and starts humping a woman's gooch, the area between her pussy and ass, making a fool out of himself and screwing up. Don Eimus is a person screwed the gooch when he disrespected some thugish black-woman basketball players.
"I knew I should't have nailed Monica Lewinski... Damn i screwed the gooch."
I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."
"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"
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when you rub/snuffle your nose in somones gooch making a snorting noise or some kind of pig noise, this is the act of gooch snuffling
your partner says. 'ooo... can i snuffle you gooch darling'
you say. 'oh yes get on with it then'
your partner says. 'ooo... i am eixcited...its ages since ive done gooch snuffling'
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The map given to a boy called greig, who just could not find his gooch, no matter how hard he tried.
Greig: SUCK MA GOOCH!!!!!
Stacey: Greig, do you even know what a gouch is?
Greig: . . . no.
Jenny: HAHAHA!!! Someone should get greig a gooch map!!!
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