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When guys get emotional but (being guys) wish to restrain it therefore instead of bawling with tears and whatnot, their throats get tight and they start blinking a lot.
"I just finished Baten Kaitos Origins last night, man that cut-scene during the secret final boss made me guy cry."
"I always guy cry at the end of 'It's a Wonderful Life.'"
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Who's Guy 5? I don't see him anywhere on the internet.....
I don't know what to define for this word....
What is that sound? uhh oh, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAA_----- GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5
Guy 1: Somewhere, I'm hearing voices in my head..
Guy 2: What do they say?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5
Guy 2: Just keep them out of your mind. It will stop.
*5 hours later....*
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5
*A door opens.*
Guy 2: Hey! Woah, what happened to you?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2....
Guy 2: Yo, you performing a ritual for your religion?
Guy 1: Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2.....
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
*Guy 2 taps Guy 1.*
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy 2: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*The end.*
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The type of person that did NOT write the other definition.
i.e. a good-looking male
Skye and Cassidy, stop writing definitions praising yourselves, bitches. You'll never get any hot guys.
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An male who is gaudy, awkward and actively pursues a girl that he has no chance with, hoping that his weak game will result in a rare score.
Adrian: Did you see that guy last night trying to get Sarah's number?
Pete: Yeah man, he had absolutely no chance. Total Polo Guy.
Also known as an AFC
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Guys moaning when having sex (IS NOT GAY) with a women most women love it.
it helps turn on women. It is sexy and may make the women feel more comfortable knowing shes making you feel good too.
And moaning is very SEXY
But to much may be awkward
Guy moaning is sexy.
Eric: (moaning)
Samantha: ( getting wetter and nipples harden) "keep doing that"
Eric: okay... ffuuuuccckkkk..... ( continues moaning)
Samantha: (moans) I'm going uh uh ugh (she and eric orgasm)
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The perfect guy is someone who doesn't try to be someone he is not. Who finds the right balance between alone time and quality time with you. A guy who listens to your problems, offers his shoulder for you to cry on and is mostly fair and reasonable even if it might hurt your feelings. Instead of sugar coating everything he will be honest finding the most suitable words. He is good looking, sometimes arrogant but mostly mature and confident. He is charming by the way he looks at you, the way he acts and the way he speaks. His thoughts are inspiring, refreshing and interesting. He will always bring a different perspective to things, mostly completely different than yours but in a good way. He makes you feel safe whenever you need it, but he will also be the one and only person who has the guts to tell you to stop when you're about to cross the line. He's patient and considerate, prioritizes you without acting like a puppy. The perfect guy is someone who can fulfill several roles at once, adding something to your life instead of trying to be the one and only center. He is so perfect that a simple thought of him takes your breathe away.
I never knew what I was looking for until I met him, the perfect guy.
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The phrase a girl often uses when shooting a guy down.
"You're a really sweet guy, but I don't want to date you."
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