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The OG Hag

A middle-aged woman rocking a fat grey hairline and cheap neon colored eyeshadow, who wears foulards all year long and loves Hard Rock t-shirts.

„Hey G could you help me with a case?“
„No way I am too busy knitting socks for my cats!“
„Your such an The OG HAG, G!!!!“

by QueenOfTheFagHags November 4, 2020


hag hag

A hetereosexual woman who hangs out with heterosexual men. Similar to a fag hag as these relationships are not physical as the only purpose of being seen with men is to get an ex-husband jealous.

The woman I was dating turned out to be a hag hag.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008


Hag Rabbit.

1. Someone that clearly has mental issues.
2. A waste of life.
3. A whore, typically male.

Hey, did you see Tyler today? He's such a hag rabbit.

by cakelover? October 18, 2010


hag-hole

A small crevice or divot that is created on the human body. Typically a inch diameter circular drillbit is drilled 3 inches drep into the human body and then a blowtorch is used to caulderize the flesh.

This hole is often used in sexual interactions as an alternative depository of semen.

"I would like to shove my cock into your secret little hag-hole"

by hagholer July 17, 2022


Uggo hag

What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.

Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)

Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*

Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.

by Autismo_Manifesto March 12, 2023

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Fag Hag

An Old rotten looking female that smokes

"did ya see that one isabel she's a proper fag hag"

by TomotheBollix October 21, 2011


Fag Hag

A woman that needs and wants to be friends with a gay male. These type of people are known to be a narcissist.

Alissa is being such a fag hag with Omar.

by Nathan meyers official April 28, 2019