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A dick with hair covering a majority of the shaft and foreskin.
"Fuck him? I didn't even blow him. He had a full on hairy cucumber and I GTFO.
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To perform oral sex on someones hairy genitals
"How's that new relationship?"
"It's okay, but he wants me to bob-on-hairy and I'm just not ready"
"You're a horrible girlfriend!"
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the strip of hair that stretches from the belly button to the penis
You can say the hairy runway is the opposite of a gouche.
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Allowing a friend to pass out drunk, then shaving his eyebrows and super gluing the hair to his cock.
Lenny: "You look like hell. What happened last night?"
Bill: "I passed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodpecker."
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Minge. Of a slightly prettier variety than the hairy axe wound.
Show's yer hairy papercut love
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the act of teabagging your lady with all her hair over her face.
this is an especially shameful sexual act, and should not be attempted by first time teabaggers. to make the act as uncomfortable and embarassing as possible, one should try to get as much of the girls own hair in her mouth.
ted: i gave my girlfriend a hairy dana last night...
gary: how did she take it?
ted: pretty well, despite the fact that she'll be washing pubes and scrotum stank out of her hair for the next week..
gary: you're an asshole dude.
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When the hair dressor is finished cutting your hair ,she takes your freshly cut hair and wacks you off with it .
I just went to the hairdresser down the road and she gives the best Hairy Corndog ever ...
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