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When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."
whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)
As mention on Keith and the Girl.
A person, usually a subordinate, who moves slow and akward, who doesn't fall in line with the rules and order of an organization usually a school.
Hey Step and a half! Pick up the pace! And why is in your tie tied correctly? See me after class!
To dine at a restaurant, displeased with the service/food and peace out paying only half the bill.
"This food sucks, but we ate it all.. Let's half-dash"!
What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.
When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.
I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.
Shemo is Italian for idiot, embarrassment, crazy person. So to be a half a shem the worst form of shemo, your not even adequate enough to be considered a fully functioning shemo....your just half a shem.
"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"
2) Guiseppe Carlino
"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"
A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.
Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).
This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.
A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.
The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)
LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"
Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.