to be right fucked out of your shitass
"hey, how was your night?"
"pretty good, i got hamstered!!!"
"SICK YO"
A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.
You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).
"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."
A name to refer to your significant other by
Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster
When you get what's ironically expected.
My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.
A "sunroof hamster" is not a recognized term in professional contexts. However, if used colloquially, it could metaphorically refer to a hamster, or a person (non-gender specific) exhibiting excessive and eager behavior to provide fellatio while their partner lays on top of a the vehicle with their hamster bits exposed through the sunroof.
In casual conversation, "sunroof hamster" might be used metaphorically to describe someone eagerly seeking attention or affection.
I asked to spice things up so she offered a ‘sunroof hamster’… wow!!
When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.
“Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”
Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster
When two women hump/rub their pussies together.
Don’t tell anyone, but I walked in on Lisa and Erica banging hamsters last night.