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Its a hamster and a dildo put together.
It makes the hamster dildo. New invention
The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.
That bitch didnt get me the extra McRib so I pulled an angry hamster on his ass.
Not caring at all, not remotely interested
I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election
When you leave hamster food out too long and it goes all moldy and stale like cardboard.
The gone off hamster food tastes like cardboard.
A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.
You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).
"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."
A name to refer to your significant other by
Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster
The act of stuffing a penis in a closed mouth to produce the effect of puffed cheeks or a bulge.
“Bro, I was totally hamstering my date last night”