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THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE 💕💕😁
Me: HAN SOLO IS SOOO FREAKING HOT
FRIEND: (looks at you werid) he’s SOOOO OLD
ME: SO WHAT!! I WISH HE WAS REAL
FRIEND: Why?
Me: SO I COULD MARRY HIM STUPID
The one who actually shot first.
Me: Han Solo Shot First
My Friend: No! Greedo Shot First!
The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
Mei Han is a girl who will annoy you and steal your things for a living
Classmate:"steals your things"
You: you are a mei han
The act of adopting a german accent and becoming your alter-ego Hans whilst a friend does the same and becomes Wolfgang. Sometimes misconstrued by strangers but perfectly acceptable.
John- What were you and Dan doing yesterday in you room?
Fred- We were just having a Hans and Wolfgang moment.
A known german tense to describe a nicely built Joint. (basically just a blunt)
A: You guys are gonna be baked asf
B: What have you done?
A: Well, i built a Hans Richtigdübel!
A nice guy surrounded by nice people and snakes. Don't judge a book by its cover as although he looks hard to approach, deep down he is an easy guy and definitely capable of taking care of people.
Yes, he is the 1/10000000000 guy who has minimal desires and doing things that makes people question his age.
Be aware, he might have noticed you in the public but you just can't see him.
Don't be afraid to approach Han Qiang, he is not as fierce as he looks.