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HATE TO THINK

1. The phrase coined by J. Collotta in late summer/early fall of 2006. After we stopped wondering what it was that she hated to think, we all began using the phrase because we are unoriginal and cannot think for ourselves. Or we just hate to think for ourselves. One day in Latin I sent a note to K. Teahan stating that hate to think should have its own AIM counterpart, like 'lol', and 'h2t' was born. Then there was an h2t gang sign that can be seen on J. Collotta's myspace. The phrase 'hate to think' can be put before or after any word formation or be used solo. It is an answer or a question or a statement that is appropriate for almost every situation. It is also a complex chemical formula that one can put on a chemistry test when one doesn't know the answer.
'h2t' can evolve into 'h2i hate to imagine' and 'h2ft hate to fuckin think' in extreme situations

2. The term should not be confused with 'Love to think' which was J. Carper's early retaliation to J. Collotta's statement. 'Love to think' can be used the same way as 'hate to think' before any word formation or on its own as a statement, but is a more positive and therefore less popular phrase because of our human tendency to hate everything. The aim version is 'l2t'.

1. HATE TO THINK my best friend blew my boyfriend but I LOVE TO THINK he busted in her eye and she is in the hospital.

2. For AIM:
CottonCandyMan: h2t no one commented on my nude pics on facebook lol
SpiderWebs233: sux dude but l2t that hot gay minister at church added me on friendster
CottonCandyMan: lucky

by twinkmasterbaby December 4, 2006


Hate Cuddling

Hate cuddling is the act in which you cant stand or hate a person so much but you are so lonely and you cuddle them to hide your other insecurities

Man I had a good hate cuddling session with chayse.

by ZZestial August 7, 2018


Hate Eyes

When peoples eyes suddenly go from warm and welcoming to i hate the world! This usually happens after a good few beers and that last lager flipped the switch...

Oh look at Andy's eyes that last lager turned his Hate eyes on and they're scanning the room. "Do not look"

by scrindlebeeper September 27, 2014


Hating on 11

When someone is hating more than usual. Measuring that hate on a scale of 1-10, they’re at an 11.

Person 1: You suck, you got hella lucky.

Person 2: lmao you really be hating on 11

by Semi-black February 28, 2019


Speed Hating

when a girl walks past you in bitch mode and makes a brief comment in attempt to demoralize you in front of your friends

"Your such an asshole, goodbye!"

"Ah, she's just speed hating."

by TheBigK February 3, 2010


hate shake

It is hating someone so much, that the only fitting way to have sex with them is to fiercely fuck them analy that cum and feces spill out their ass

Fuck that piece of shit, I would love to give them a hate shake.

by Real Human 69 March 3, 2021


hate finger

Hate finger: verb. Amazingly fingering someone while hating them every second because they wont do anything else

Peter just hate fingered me so good cause I wouldn't give him a BJ!

by Aunt_sexy August 5, 2015