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Commonly used as a transgender females name but can be suited to fit A man without the female genetalia. Hayden's often have the biggest helmet you will ever see! they also generally struggle through an identity crisis of weather they are jewish or not. Generally, Haydens have the smallest penis you will ever see, Hayden can't even see it it is so small.
Attractive female: Hayden can I see you cock
Hayden: *pulls it out
Disgusted female: where is it
Hayden is the type of person to have a huge head, never knows when to stop talking, commonly referred to as an Alien or a Martian. Hayden’s are usually known for their “Strange” way of thinking, as they don’t exactly use most of the 10% of their brain, but rather 5%. If you have a friend named Hayden, good luck...
Guy 1: “Aye, why is that dudes head so freakishly large?”
Guy 2: “Don’t you know? That’s Hayden the Alien”
A girl who makes her friends laugh and loves being around her friends
Oh that’s Hayden, I love her, she’s so kind
i miss you and i hate you and i hate that i miss you. you ruined my life. i never wanna know you again but some broken part of me is still so attached to loving you.
my friends: are you okay?
me: i miss hayden
me friends: i’m sorry, it’ll be okay. yk you deserve better anyways.
A sexy bloke with the greatest ass in all existence. A haydens rectal area shine brighter then a light bulb and can blind anyone in the 10 meters
Oh no, im blind! god dammit Hayden