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When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.
My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.
Term that refers to how drinking enough can make someone else appear more attractive than they really are.
"Dayum, that chick over there looks nasty. I guess I drank her cute last night."
Going down on a woman/ Oral sex going down on her
I am going to be eating her kitty tonight.
To light one's dick on fire and subsequently fuck a girl in the ass.
"Kevin was at Danny's house tonight and was totally flaming her can"
A woman that sleeps around but who's name can never be remembered.
I got really wasted last night and hooked up with Twats-her-face again.
Euphemism for sex. Gimmick is a catch-all word that ultimately became a nickname for penis, hence slipping someone the gimmick would be slipping a girl your penis.
"I heard Dave and Abi went out and he is going to slip her the gimmick."
Is slang for ejaculating on a woman's breasts. In this case "Cum on your Tits/Titties".
Guy 1: "Dude, check out that girls boobs!!"
Guy 2: "I know!! I wanna C on her T's!!"