snipe hunting

The desperate and disgusting practice of searching for discarded partially smoked cigarettes with the intention of either relighting and smoking them, or removing the unused tobacco and rolling them into new cigarettes.

Popular spots for snipe hunting are ashtrays outside non-smoking establishments, the areas under restaurant drive thru windows, bus stops, etc.

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Duck Hunt

To search through people's photos and comment "Bang! Duck Hunt!" on photos of that person making a 'duck face'; It refers to that of an actual hunter who hunts for ducks.

A duck face could be a person pouting their lips, making a kiss face, puckering their lips, etc.

"Bang! Duck Hunt"

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Elephant Hunting

The act of killing small animals for fun using only a beebee gun. usually takes place in a jungle-like area to seem like you are actually hunting for elephants.

John: hey want to go elephant hunting then throw the remnants at Old Man Higgins?
Nettles: no, i'm too big of a pussy.

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Hooker Hunting

The act of driving down Dort Hwy. or other areas populated with hookers in Flint and surrounding areas. When one gets a hooker's hopes up and then drives away.

Marie: "Hey, Rose do you want to go Hooker Hunting tonight?"

Rose: "Well of course I do, thanks for asking, Marie!"
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"Last night when we went Hooker Hunting we seen so many crack whores and their pimps!"

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Spunk Hunt

arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.

The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.

A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.

I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.

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ghost hunting

Attempting to stop a problem that doesn't actually exist.

Jean, a feminazi, was trying to solve gender equalities. Unfortunately for (non-binary pronoun), that problem doesn't actually exist, therefore (non-binary pronoun) was ghost hunting.

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Hunting Club

A place where gay people intract and "Hunt."

Boy: Hey dude, if you join our Hunting Club we can "hunt."

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