And what the fuck do you want me to do about it?
I’m bored- you, 2003-2020
When you're avoiding a question and wana ghost a bitch
When can you hang out? “ I’m scared, someone hold me tight”
When you threaten someone whether it’s physically or mentally
Juan: I’m gonna sleep you on this game
Jonathan: stfu you suck ass
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The word in literally every McDonald’s commercial that no one cares about but means not really loving it.
McDonald’s: I’m loving it
Me: NOT ME!
Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews
I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe
I’m smarter than you people think I am
BabyOtillie once said “I’m 1” He was never seen again.
“How old are you?” “I’m 1!” “You’re being a ba-“
I’m a Cajun and I am drunk again
I am drinking the Pabst blue ribbon. I’ve kinda grown bored of the taste since I’ve drank it so many times. But it’s still enough to get me drunk.
I’m drunk again
I knew I made a big mistake trying to get drunk