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Something Tommy Vercetti says in the video game GTA Vice City.
(Obviously a Northerner making fun of Southerners.)
*Pedestrian drives car into Pole*
Tommy Vercetti: Dumb Florida Moron
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Though Lake Worth, FL has a bad reputation for violence and gang activity, this town has got to be one of the most haunted and picturesque towns in the state, if not in the country. Lake Worth is located 45 minutes north of Ft. Lauderdale and it makes part of the Miami-Ft Lauderdale-Palm Beach metropolitan area. Its downtown is really hippie, eclectic, laid back, and enjoyable, Though there is a fair share of street walkers, panhandlers and hobos, Lake Worth has a lot to offer as far as culture. Just make sure to stay no more than a few blocks away from Lake Avenue, if planning on relocating, North of the avenue is where you want to be. All the guats, rejects, gansters and thugs are on the south side of town. If you are into art and theatre this is one of the places to be, they hold the Night On the Avenue every third friday of the month, where lots of local artists come to showcase their work. Yearly one of the biggest street painting festivals takes place here, you will also find a bunch of PBR drinking hipsters, with their rimmed glassed and tatts. Just make sure you stay away from Lake Worth Beach, it is Hella Ghetto, its better to go to Phipps park, located just about a half mile north of Lake Worth Beach. If you are into the paranormal this would also be a good place to explore. lots of old houses, and the Lake Worth Playhouse, which its hauntings have been recorded over time and its still visited by paranormal investigators. Also Very gay friendly!
Hipster 1: Hey did you see that Gang from Lake Worth, Florida that was featured in Gangland?
Hipster 2: Nah man, but I did see the hipster version of Fiddler on the Roof at their play house one year!
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You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.
Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.
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A 3-member club of fat kids in Tallahassee who work part time at local fast food franchises. They meet monthly in their parent's basements to discuss video games news and little known Dungeon's & Dragons facts. After said meeting they dress in camouflage and assist the Boy Scouts of America in walking the sidewalks and picking up litter.
I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.
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When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."
Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!
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When performing a spit roast the two guys take a shit on the face and pelvic area and then swap positions.
"me and john took sally home and she had a Florida Fudge Sandwich and a glass of coke"
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The central part of lake county, it is where many notable senior citizens go to rot and die. Chock full of small towns, parts are picturesque: Mount Dora (home of the world famous Renniger's Flea Market and Antique Fair Extrvaganzas). These are the parts filled with old people. However, the rest of these dumpey small towns are filled with parents too tired or poor to live anywhere else, with teenaged offspring that, in turn, grow up to live in Lake County.
"Rachael committed suicide because she couldn't get out of Lake County, Florida, and was afraid to grow old and rot there, much like her parents."
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