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When an akward co-worker, family friend, ect. comments on a status and "ruins" the status. The status also may be an inside joke and is then ruined by an akward person asking what it means. Often the comment or status is removed to prevent further akwardness.
Amy: Had so much fun with the girls!
Kathy: who are "the girls" and what did you do?
-status kill-
Monica: It's like a head for a midget band
Bill: I don't get it...
-status kill-
Revenge by all means available
I can't believe that mutha screwed me over, Im gonna Kill Bill his ass!
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(1) In the MMORPG "Kingdom of Loathing", this phrase conjures up any of a variety of myths and legends about how to 'solve' a particular part of the game, especially if said thing cannot be done.
(2) Masturbation.
(1) In order to open up the sunken chest, you first have to kill the hermit. Of course, in order to do that, you must first blow Mr. Skullhead, earning you three perspicacity points. Yeah, they're one of the Moxie substats.
(2) Yeah, I thought about taking on the Naughty Sorceress, but that's too much of a pain in the ass; I'm just gonna go lube up and kill the hermit instead.
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When you kill 3 crippled people within a few seconds
Adam: Duuude i just got a cripple kill!
Steve: Thaaats crazy!!!
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Something you do on Multi Theft Auto, SA:MP, etc. Is a banned practice by most of the servers due to the fact that people are just too lazy to find a way to appropriately deal with people trying to run them over. When people do get run over the one who got plastered will usually curse and swear and whine about how they got "car killed" especially the more inmature/n00b players. Is part of the concept of Grand Theft Auto and shouldnt be an issue but unfortuantely it is.
Lukey got car killed he cursed and swore at John and was promptly kicked from the server.
Jonny did not like the no car killing rule and when someone came to run him over he jumped on the car and smashed it up with his baseball bat causing it to catch fire.
Zohib jumped out of the way of the car speeding at him and escaped into an alley were the driver could not get him.
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On the 5th of October if a girl touches you you can absolutely wollap them
If Jessica touches me I will kill a bitch
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Similar to Road kill except it is a bird that is hit by a plane
Jimmy: "dude, there is some serious air kill on my window"
Fred: "Gross"
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