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The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.
Dude, last night I think I over did the drinking because I totally had a Nacho Morning!
When you can't spell,talk or do anything in the morning.
Man leave me alone im morning drunk
Friend: put you put your cat in the washer!
The less than normal beautiful compliment used in the morning. As in, you are “morning beautiful.” It’s a magical term! Sweet, but simultaneously works as an insult. Could be interchanged with, “morning pretty” or “morning handsome.”
You have dried slobber on your cheek and eye boogers, but you’re still morning beautiful.
When people fap in the morning
Dude, I just had myself a morning sparkler in the shower.
The attitude one has after being woken up (normal time or not). Hating everything and everyone for no reason for about an hour after they awake
Sorry I was rude earlier today, I just woke up with a bad morning attitude
When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis
David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.
Wakin up with a little shit in your boxers.
Dude:I had a crazy night last night.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.