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He is the best rainbow six siege player in the world, and he watch dogs 2. He is the best yasuo player alive aswell
Did you see the play jan tore did?
A very hot, nice guy from the 1920s. He is being held captive by an evil doctor. He also has a very visually pleasing dumpy. 🔧🔧🔧🏳️ 🌈
Lizard man 1: Why the fuck is that guy sexily bending over to pick up a wrench?
Lizard man 2: because he's Jan Dayman. It's normal for him.
A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.
Lizard Man 1: Yo what’s that smell?
Lizard Man 2: Oh that’s just Jan Dayman, don’t worry about him.
A Jan-Phillip (also called JP) is a truly nice guy, you‘ll for sure have a good time with him.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.
„Jo, he's so high!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“
„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“