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When you get bit by a rabid Dog you can get Dog Jaw and your jaw will lock up.
While walking around the park a loose Dog with rabies bit me causing Dog Jaw and my Jaw now hurts and locks up.
'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
30 foot plastic rabbits in the water.
Somebody put Jaws rabbits in the water to study human behavior, and when they found out how terrified people were of the rabbits and their razor sharp teeth, they moved on to making a pestilence happen, a plague.
The cum, semen, or ejaculate (representative of the juice in cole slaw) that rests or is being swisher around in a person's mouth (representative of the mandible or jaw of a human).
JJ then came to an extreme climax like never before and filled LL's mouth to the brim with his insatiable Jaw Slaw, with whom she snowballed it with her girlfriend, and all three collapsed with pleasure and satisfaction.
When someone who thinks they can fight threatens to punch someone they cannot beat
A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.