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The muscle developed in the forearm from jerking off too much. Often exaggerated amongst friends to make one appear to jerk off more than they might.
Mike: Dude, you been going to the gym yet?
Nate: I started going a week ago.
Shannon: Don't listen to him, we broke up a week ago and that's just his jerk muscle gone crazy.
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This is a term that refers to a person who has been insulted. It is kind of like saying salted, treated, or burned. It is also accompanied with a swift movement of the hand resembling the jerking off motion.
Yo mama's so dumb when she heard it was chilly out, she ran outside with a bowl! Jerk sauced!!
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator OHHH JERK SAUCE IN YO FACE!!!
You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application! OHH you got JERK SAUCE in yo eye!!
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Someone who starts sizing up their friends for action when wasted and slightly turned on.
After 14 hours of nonstop partying Lydia turned into a a total Flesh-jerk. Good thing she was so hot.
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A person who is a jerk, but more than a jerk. Basically a dick, but they are also a jerk, so Jerk off kinda encompasses being a jerk and a dick, since your jerk off a dick.
P1) Hey did you see that guy trip his ex girl near the sprinklers?
P2) Yeah! He's such a Jerk off!! Why'd she ever go out with him.
P1) Girl, I asked her that and she said "DICK TO BAWM!"
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Getting Beef Jerky and a Slurpee
Man, let's go for a jerk and slurp.
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A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.
I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.
When you jerk off on Christmas Eve
“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”