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The ability to play a guitar with great skill.
The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.
“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile
Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.
Toki's Hokuto Ujou Hagan Ken (North Star Humanist Face Breaking First) from Hokuto no Ken (First of the North Star). A Fatal KO in the fighting game.
Jesus Beam how to:
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"At least you can die without pain..."
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Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.
What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.
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Smutty Jesus
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
"What's the matter Amelia?"
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
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A really awesome person who deserves the whole world <3
"yo who is that wonderful human?" "oh that's Bread Jesus"
A boy/guy who is very nice and generous to others, often is a druggie or a user if 20+. Jesus is a boy/guy who sticks up his friends and always shows his emotions, but is mostly shy. A Jesus may often have a big dick, which attracts other females. A Jesus is a very loyal boy/man and will never cheat.
Jesus is very kind and sweet, he let me use his notebook because i left mine at home
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Usually a Hispanic male. When you see his face it lights up your world. He’s so amazing it’s unbelievable. He’s also able to make you laugh and smile. Your lucky if you ever meet one. Whenever you look at him it’s just breathtaking all the girls are chasing after him. He actually cares about the girl and isn’t out there just to be a player. He’s hot asf and you wouldn’t believe that a guy that hot could have that great of a personality.
Some girl: Omg did you see Jesus’s smile
Me: don’t even get me started on his
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