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Mr Key

Usually a very good looking young teacher, the kind that all of their students want to date. Often very smart and doesn’t like to be wrong. He is very laid back and chill and doesn’t really care what his students do.

Girl 1: whose you teacher

Girl 2: Mr Key

Girl 3: he’s the best you’re so lucky I want him to be my future husband!!

by helloiamamazing June 6, 2018


pull a kei

v. getting so drunk that you disappear during karaoke, leaving all of your possessions (keys, wallet, bag, etc.) with your bewildered friends.

Mr. T might pull a kei tonight.

by iloveg1ee June 13, 2010


Drum Key

A tool used to tune drums to different tensions. Also manages to blend in to any surface and gets lost when you fucking need it most.

*after searching for 15 minutes* Where the FUCK is my drum key. * Finds it Literally on floor by snare*

by Mynoduesp111 May 25, 2018


the 5 keys

a really bad word and can only be said by certain people

i have used the 5 keys to win many online arguments

by dont report me January 4, 2023


Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 21, 2019


bom in a key

To put a pinch of chewing tobacco between your gum and cheek.

As soon as I finish my Chipotle I'm gonna put a big fat bom in a key, with my favorite Grizzly Wintergreen Longcut.

by Ben J. L. November 11, 2007


Remy Key

This lover boy is amazing! he's the real thing a true romantic. he goes above and beyond! when you get ahold of him DON'T let go! he's crazy at times wild, but good crazy. too sweet for his own good but is not another "nice guy". there is so much more to him. OmG HE CAN KISS so great! like kissing a girl

"That guy is no Remy Key at all!"

"How sad. It sounds like he's your Remy Key, the one that got away."

by Amanda Awesome! September 11, 2018