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Something you say to someone when they’re totally lagging and destroy you
Xbox messages:
“Fuck you r fucking gay lag hit up shit”
“bro what?”
im lagging because Greek mustard a**hole bro ke me computer
can you eat my mom? NO I CANT IM LAGGINg
when your body clock is confused into thinking it has jet-lag... caused by a weekend of nocturnal partying and chemical abuse.
Causing the inability to sleep on a Sunday night and waking exhausted on a Monday morning.
The shortened from. Simply: Trash-lag
Joey: oh my god, I had NO sleep all weekend, then went to bed early on Sunday night and barely got a wink even though I was exhausted.
Katie: Your such a trash bag. You def got a case of Trash bag jet lag
When your computer is going at a snails pace, possibly the slowest it has ever ran in its life. This can happen a few times a day and is highly annoying.
Christ! I'm lagging my tits off!
When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter
Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!
A condition that occurrs after a person who has traveled for a vacation out of state or overseas comes home, and comes down with a cold, flu, and various other ickiness and then proceeds to contaminate others in their vicinity.
Peter: Molly, are you ok? Did you catch the flu?
Molly: I dunno, Peter... I just think I got Andy's stupid jet lag disease from his trip to London.
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The time from when farmville notifies friends that a gift is no longer available and the farmer removes it from his profile.
Tom: What's up with Jeff's gifts, they are all taken.
Larry: I know, he needs to remove them from his profile they have too much FarmVille Gift Lag.
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Janey: Jez, I wish Betty would erase her gifts. I'm gonna have to put a comment, "All Gone" to remind her that she has a FarmVille Gift Lag.
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