When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis
My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night
When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!
Yes fuck evil shim in his stupid face
An example? last night is a good one
a sneaky link you can't get out of.
Anon: Yeah my ex girlfriend was such a wet link. I couldn't break up with her.
A sketchy virus link that you accidentally click on and it makes you say “oops I didn’t mean to click on that link.”
IT person: “How’d you get a virus?”
“I clicked on an oopsie link.”
Someone that wants to fight you or met up with you
Friend : your ugly and fat so stfu
Other Friend : okay then, throw a link then
When you type all the words with brackets
Wikipedia has links everywhere