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A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022


lonely…vents

the best tiktoker

my favorite mutual

lonely…vents makes epic tiktoks! check them out!

by dickcheesefart69420 July 9, 2021


Dat Lone

Destroy Lonely's music. Typically a specific song that transcends the listener.

I was driving at night when Dat Lone came on and I immediately began to think I was Batman.

by Cqsmic May 15, 2023


Lone Lee

a very strange person. he gives a shit about himself and makes jokes about everything and everyone, including: dead people, discusting stuff, pedophilia, rape in general, religion, warcrimes, genocides, every person he knows and himself
he is mostly harmless but can get angry really fast. mostly because un-important bullshit

strenght: beeing an asshole, beeing honest

weakness: emotional, cries because of stuff

Lone Lee: what does a pedophile have on his foreskin?

peter: i dunno...?

Lone Lee: baby teeth!

peter left the server.

100% not FBI joins the server

Lone Lee left the server

by Cpt.Razgriz March 18, 2018


Lonely Drunk

a guy that start the day drinking and end the day drinking, he is a lonely drunk!

Lonely drunk played vr chat while chugging orange juice vodka.

by billyeggroll July 19, 2022


lonely king

A song made by CG5

p1:Hi do you know the new cg5 song?
p2:ya lonely king

by when you bottom text September 29, 2022


taking a lonely

1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie

2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you

Definition 1:

I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.

Definition 2:

"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"

by phorgiven September 8, 2022